Changes To Leif's Car Insurance Policy

Posted: 2003 Jul 27 19:21 UTC

Nuclear explosions are now no longer covered by Leif's State Farm car insurance policy. Neither is fungal bodily injury as of 1 July, 2003.

Our Founder received his latest car premium in the mail this week and with it a two-page notice entitled "Important Notice: Regarding Changes To Your Car Policy". He was happy as always to receive reductions for such things as being accident free and a god-like figure for the nation's youth. However he was mightily perturbed to learn of his reduction in coverage.

"What am I supposed to do now when terrorists detonate a nuclear device near my car? I am practically uninsured now," said our dear Founder. "And don't even get me started about fungus."

Here are selected selections from the notice: